Skit Number One

Skit Numero Uno. What, skits?? Well, this is something I threw together based loosely on something that happened to my friend last year. I only post this now because I completely forgot about my blog until now, and am using this as a backup. Enjoy.
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--Library--

Tall white kid with blond hair walks in, wearing a purple jacket

Kid: Hi everyone, I am here! *Flips hair* *smiles*

group of 6th grade girls sitting at table look at kid, then look at each other and giggle
girl 1:Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's him!!
girl 2:I know!

Kid walks behind check out counter.
Kid: [to library helper] You aren't supposed to be back here
Helper: I help out here every Friday
Kid: Oh. *flips hair* Tha's coo' *punches kid on shoulder*
Helper leans back, looking at Kid strangely.
Librarian arrives from room behind counter
Librarian: [to Kid] You aren't supposed to be here.
Kid: Of course I am, I work here every Friday, I started 6 months ago, remember?
Librarian: No.
Kid flips his hair
Librarain: Oh, now I remember.
Helper: He has never worked here before.
Librarian ignores Helper
Librarian: [to Kid] Why don't you do check-out?
Helper: I'M doing check-out
Kid: It is okay, you don't have to feel bad about it. I'm sure Mr...uh
Librarian: Just call me Rob
Kid: *smiles* *flips hair*I'm sure Rob just prefers more experienced helpers to check-out,
It is nothing to worry about, when you've worked here as long as I have, you'll be
allowed to run check-out smoothly too.
Helper: But you've nev--
Librarian: STOP WHINING LIKE A SCUMBAG AND GO SHELF BOOKS!!!
Tears well up in Helper's eyes. Helper runs away trying not to cry.
Kid: Rob, I'm sorry, but I think I would prefer the peace and quiet of my house today, if you
understand.
Librarian: Completely. *Sits at check-out*
Kid: By the way, I've been remixing my song:

Sings a song

Kid begins to leave. When he gets to Library door, he turns around.

Kid: (loudly) Well, everyone, it is time for me to leave. Good bye! *flips hair* *leaves*


The girls watch Kid leave, then turn around and giggle.
Girl 3: I know hot, and I know -->HAWT<--, and THAT *looks at doors* is -->HAWT<--
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, should I ask him out???@@#@??
Girl 3: I'll ask him for you!
Girl 3 jumps up, runs to Library doors, leans out and yells "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH JULIE!!??"
Girl 3 walks back to table
Girl 1: What did he say, what he say??
Girl 3: He just smiled and kept walking..
Girl 1: What does it mean? Should I ask him out myself?
Girl 4: Yeth, you thould totally athk him out, he ith a thtuuuuuu....*has seizure*

THE END